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A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first?

The dumb blonde because smart blondes don't exist.
Wife: Can you help me in garden?
Husband: what do you think, i am a gardner??
Wife: Can you fix door handle?
Husband: What do you think, i m a carpenter?
In the evening when husband came from the work, he saw everything has been fixed. He asked wife who fixed this.
... ... ... Wife:Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options. Either i should give him burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given a burger.
Wife:"What do u think, i am "McDonald's ? :D
70 year old man asked his wife.
Do you feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?

... Wife: No; not at all, even dogs chase cars
but they cannot drive it.. !! ;-)
A 4 year Old kid kept telling his teacher about his baby sis who was going to be born,because he was very excited about it.
1 day his mom made him feel the baby's movements by placing his palm, on her stomach.
The kid didn't say anything. From that day onwards he stopped telling his teacher about his baby sis.
1 day when his teacher inquired about his baby sis. the boy's eyes were filled with tears.

He replied. My Mummy ate it! :'( :'(
A Japanese came to India. He took a AUTO to go to the airport.
On d way a HONDA overtakes,
Japanese: HONDA made in JAPAN very fast.....
Next a TOYOTA overtakes, he said TOYOTA made in JAPAN, very fast.
Airport came he asked how much?
... Driver: 8000Rs
Japanese: y so expensive?

Driver: METER made in INDIA very fast...
A Doctor and lawyer loved same girl.

lawyer started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Doctor asked: why??

lawyer : An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Facebook's Founder Mark Zukerberg Hospitalized Wid Serious Injury..

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Reason??
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Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook.. :D :D :D
Deepak Your jokes are very humourus. I could stop laughing. But dont post continuously in one thread number of post. Management will take action and block your profile ok

Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

thankyou sarala...thanks for the tip..i will take care..
Boy Failed In his Final Law Exams.

He Went To His Professor And Said: I'll Ask You A Question.
If You Don't Answer,
Then You'll Have To Give Me 'A' Grade.
... Professor: OK!

Boy Asked;
"What Is Legal But Not Logical,
Logical But Not Legal And Neither Logical Nor Legal?"

Professor Couldn't Answer It, So He Gave Him 'A' Grade & asked for the answer.

- Sir,
You Are 63Yrs. Old And Your Wife Is 30Yrs. Old, That's Legal But Not Logical.
Your Wife Has A 25Yrs. Old Boyfriend,
It's Logical But Not Legal.

And Now You Have Given Your Wife's Lover 'A' Grade,
That's Neither Logical Nor Legal.@
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