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633There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Will Rogers
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. -
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There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. -
562There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. Will Rogers
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There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. -
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- 11 years ago.
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. -
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- 11 years ago.
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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. -
658The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know. Will Rogers
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- 11 years ago.
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The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know. -
594That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election. Will Rogers
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- 11 years ago.
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That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election. -
540
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- 11 years ago.
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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. -
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- 11 years ago.
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Politics is applesauce. -
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- 11 years ago.
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. -
91On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. Will Rogers
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- 11 years ago.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. -
563
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- 11 years ago.
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Nothing you can't spell will ever work. -
142Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. Will Rogers
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- 11 years ago.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. -
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- 11 years ago.
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If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business. -
157I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. Will Rogers
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- 11 years ago.
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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. -
577I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. Will Rogers
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- 11 years ago.
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I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. -
166I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. Will Rogers
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- 11 years ago.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. -
690I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth. Will Rogers
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- 11 years ago.
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I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth. -
578
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- 11 years ago.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. -
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- 11 years ago.
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.