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    Teacher: How can we reduce the water level of Mullaperiyar Dam?
    Tintumon (LKG D): Add 100000 litr brandy to the water. Then people themselves will drink it and drain the total water content!!! :laugh:
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    Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
    Tintumon: H2MgClNaCl HNO3O2CO3Ca(OH)2SnTnU HgNiHCl (COOH)
    Teacher: Whats this?
    Tintu: This is Corporation water
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    Teacher(just for fun): All write your lover name in a paper…

    (after 2 seconds)
    All students finished except Tintumon.

    (after 10 minutes)…
    Tintumon: additional paper mam….!!!
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    Tintumon is missing
    Fair Complexion
    Black hair
    4 1/2 feet long tongue
    Age 5
    Talks more than his age
    If you meet him, please.....never mind
    Let us live in peace

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    Nice joke sandhya this is just like santa banta jokes. :laugh: :laugh:

    Earn money just for joining in this site.

    http://www.money-friends.net/users/profile/en/155119.html

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    One night a thief got inside Tintu's house. When Tintu say him, thief feel scared and began to drop everything he took. At that time, Tintu took all his books and handed it to thief saying,
    "If you don't take them away, I will scream and wake everybody in the house"
    Meera sandhu
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    Tinitu mon's Recent analysis revealed that drinking beer turns men into women.
    To test the finding 100 men were fed with 6 pints of beer each.

    It was observed that 100% of men gained weight ,talked excessively without making sense ,became over emotional ,couldn 't drive , failed to think rationally , argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong.
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    Tintumon: For those who are sitting with completely broken heart gets water. And for those who are merely standing gets tea and snacks.

    Duntumol: You are saying about which place?

    Tintu: Exam Hall!!!!!!!!
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    Sandhya dont post continuously on one topic in forums you can post if any one replied after your one.

    Earn money just for joining in this site.

    http://www.money-friends.net/users/profile/en/155119.html

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    Sandhya dont post continuously on one topic in forums you can post if any one replied after your one.


    OK. Noted.
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